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wolf (2021): 2/10
if you have even a cursory knowledge of LGBT issues you'll go "oh it's like conversion therapy" in the first 3 minutes. it takes itself way too seriously while also not saying much other than "these are bad". unsatisfying aside from a few unintentional laughs
trying to get back into tone sphere, i love the look of the main characters, especially wrt their plus-shaped eyes
spiral (2021): 2/10
i have no idea why chris rock wanted to do this because i don't get the impression that he gives a shit about saw. it's embarrassingly edited at times and boring at others with its wafer thin plot and characters. not enough butt meat to raise this portcullis
also elizabeth looks cool and all but lily is fucking Gender (and she has like...a rainbow sloth??)
besides if i went to bed i would've missed learning about magical tararuuto-kun and oh my GOSH he is precious
THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE I WANNA WEAR ALL OF THOSE OUTFITS UGH
i have never wanted to follow a topic less
i love hades but every time the game wants me to use the bow i just feel like
it was pretty cool of cartoon's network to put me in one of their shows tbh. pretty sure i can sue for using my exact likeness without my permission like this but i'll let it slide this time