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Class-Action Suit Against God Pays Out 45 Extra Seconds Of Life To Every Creature https://t.co/Jrrs25UkZD
God Recalls Getting Start As Backup Dancer Before Making It Big As Deity https://t.co/z1fLEnmhyQ
Distracted God Accidentally Puts Baby’s Soul In Envelope To Utility Company https://t.co/InoRthhqDM
God Struggling To Feign Happiness After Jesus Announces He Marrying Exotic Dancer From Place Off I-95 https://t.co/8SPsU6T8Zh
New Evidence Finds God Destroyed Sodom And Gomorrah As Part Of Luxury Condominium Development Deal https://t.co/qNzLy9PJBL
God Frustrated After Google Search Reveals Octopuses Already Exist https://t.co/L9M0Wn7hq1