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God Blindsided After Illegitimate Son From Andromeda Galaxy Tracks Him Down In Heaven https://t.co/CiES74FPQf
God Reminds Angels That Helping Struggling Baseball Teams Their Number-One Priority https://t.co/nmRxfFzS2e
God Sends Sympathy Card After Killing Man’s Wife https://t.co/y0mV2U61bG
God Recalls Getting Start As Backup Dancer Before Making It Big As Deity https://t.co/DIDYU9jDCI
President Trump's Daily Briefing: February 21, 2017 https://t.co/MrpuTaIEyH #TrumpDocuments