鳩鵪亞黃さんのイラストまとめ

Acid test for loyalty - lick to the last drop

A Con embracing a Cheat. 光棍遇上無皮柴
"He said, 'But I am not king, I am president.' I said 'No, you’re president for life, and therefore you’re king.'"
"He said, huh. He liked that. I get along with him great."

"My father is German -- was German," Trump said. "Born in a very wonderful place in Germany, so I have a great feeling for Germany."
"Zeig mir seine Geburtsurkunde!" Sagte Merkel
("Show me his birth certificate" Merkel said)

American Politics for Dummies - Taking from the expert.
President Trump: Joe, believe me, stay away from those lying horse-face the likes of Carly and Stormy, they'll make you feel uneasy and uncomfortable.
Don't touch my shoulder!

Chairman Kim Jong Un received a message on 1st April from President Trump. He decided to return a present to Trump at 12 noon on the same day - 1st April.

炎黃特色

하하 작은 하나 (Haha, Tiny one)
When kids brag.

The Dotard received a message from Chairman Kim Jong Un.

朝鮮民主主義人民共和國尊敬的最高統帥金正恩同志指示，向中國全國政協委員凌友詩發出嚴重抗議剽竊朝鮮國寶知識產權警告，勿再抄襲朝鮮國寶李春姬七情上面讀講稿。

兩會曲終人散人民大會堂港澳廳。