鳩鵪亞黃さんのイラストまとめ

Ever been to China? 再說三道四，油菜籽都不買你的！

李克強總理作報告：“......2019年會面臨更複雜更嚴峻的環境，風險更多更大，要做好打硬仗的準備，政府要過緊日子。中共中央領導人以身作則，今天開始吃草，跟川普拼了“。

兩會

賊阿爸與賊小子
Den of Thieves.

Chairman Kim Jong Un arrived home in Pyongyang, and received a huge envelope from Donald Trump via FedEx. he opened it and started cursing..." 엿 먹어라....제기랄, 콘맨....정신적으로 엉망인 동굴 " ("Fucking Conman, mentally deranged dotard", so as the translator said ).

What had actually happened behind closed door in Hanoi Metropole Hotel.
Chairman Kim: Brother Donald, this guy's moustache is an eyesore that bothers me so much. I have to call it quits!
Donald Trump: Hey, Chairman Kim, come back....don't walk away!

Kids' Game of Show & Tell
Donald Trump: I want to make America Great Again, starting a new 4th of July tradition with a grandiose military parade.
Chairman Kim Jong Un: Yours will never match mine. Show me your goose step!

Let's play a game of "Show Dick".
Chairman Kim: Haha... Donald, that confirms what the Horse-face Stormy said!

Chairman Kim: Hey Donald, I suspect this Ah Hoang is a Russian operative. I remember seeing him disguised as a Lasha hawker in Singapore last year.
Donald Trump: I will call Boss Vladimir tomorrow to find out.

Chairman Kim Jong Un: Donald, remember the ultimate show hand at the Singapore Marina Sands last year?