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just sold these four profile pics to Disney for a coupon book to a local mall with to $150 in savings, a jock strap made of deli meat, a steam punk shrimp deveiner and a set of devils sticks, what floors should I sweep?
a reminder to free the nipple ringer acquired from a bleary eyed alcoholic outside of a Claire’s jeweler in Western Michigan.
I regret to inform you that JUUL and the Catholic Church have partnered for a 10K PFP project called JUUL popes.
Goddamn this was what was festering inside that futuristic cube all along? Squeeze the tainted nipple. Consume salvation. 🥲🥩
aped into moonbirds. top 5 rarity traits. smoking a camel crush. walking a pet rat with a nerds rope. hasn’t had a solid bowel movement in six months. human hair on malnourished legs. considering the prospect of dying with a forgettable legacy. super pumped to be part of the fam.
Here sits an unusually round cul-de-sac. It exists in no city or country in particular, sometimes occupying several places at once. It inherits an excruciating omnipresence, feeding from those who choose to submit to its unblemished façade.
beefalizer. you blew 60/40. that is enough beef. to shit your pants on a tricycle motorcycle. on the way home to a failing marriage. and a family that resents you.