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holy fuck. just freed Taco Belle from that original HEN contract it’s been trapped on for about a year. open for offers on OBJKT for the first ever ground beef Disney Princess. Enchanting.
My 10K generative Larry the Cable Guy PFP project has been acquired by Yuga Labs. 10,000 variations of the inventor of Bitcoin himself. Git R Done.
deposit your adoration. exist to transact. set formative memories ablaze with the gasoline of celebrity gossip and mundane broadcasts from people you can barely tolerate. legalize ground beef.
the kid from two and a half men said it’s fidenza friday. this is the web7.
my next NFT is a 10,000 page kids book that can only be bought in the 18+ section at Hudson News and is accompanied by a Zune with a terabyte of vuvuzela music played by Dog the Bounty Hunter.
a reminder that the human construct of time technically qualifies as ground beef.
Roadmap: start a Dairy Queen franchise but serve hot treats and cool eats, a selection of room temp barely fried slop and boiling hot ice cream.
I’m telling the Walmart yodel kid this is the moment ground beef became legal in America. 🥲
gm. you say. as another vertebrae collapses. and both femurs snap under the weight of transactional affirmation. bones are a hinderance in our quest for eternal consumption. lubricated flesh is the ideal state for passive absorption. so we celebrate our demise.