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My dad is 76, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad!
me whenever i start a diet and inevitably break it two days later
coworker: do u wanna cover my shift tomorrow
me: sorry it’s my only day off this week
coworker: are u sure
me:
spongebob, this is your next lesson. be AGGRESSIVE! tell that guy to tAKE A HIKE!
do you want to take a hike with me?
yeah!
#NationalTakeAHikeDay
and remember! you can
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your grandma and STILL be an adult!
here ya goooo!
Pietà by Giovanni Bellini, (1505 oil on wood) VS. SpongeBob SquarePants, Ripped Pants (1999, cel animation)