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me whenever i start a diet and inevitably break it two days later
coworker: do u wanna cover my shift tomorrow
me: sorry it’s my only day off this week
coworker: are u sure
me:
spongebob, this is your next lesson. be AGGRESSIVE! tell that guy to tAKE A HIKE!
do you want to take a hike with me?
yeah!
#NationalTakeAHikeDay
and remember! you can
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your grandma and STILL be an adult!
here ya goooo!
anyone who thinks the prospect park squirrel is unusually aggressive has never seen sandy during hibernation
alright you invertebrats, think of ur most ~memetastic~ situation, put #SQUIDLEDINK into it, & tag @foxygrandpa62 for the chance to be RT'd!