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me whenever i start a diet and inevitably break it two days later
coworker: do u wanna cover my shift tomorrow
me: sorry it’s my only day off this week
coworker: are u sure
me:
spongebob, this is your next lesson. be AGGRESSIVE! tell that guy to tAKE A HIKE!
do you want to take a hike with me?
yeah!
#NationalTakeAHikeDay
and remember! you can
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your grandma and STILL be an adult!
here ya goooo!
anyone who thinks the prospect park squirrel is unusually aggressive has never seen sandy during hibernation