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anyone who thinks the prospect park squirrel is unusually aggressive has never seen sandy during hibernation
alright you invertebrats, think of ur most ~memetastic~ situation, put #SQUIDLEDINK into it, & tag @foxygrandpa62 for the chance to be RT'd!
when you wake up and think it's friday but it's actually only wednesday
when your sibling eats the last piece of pie you were saving for yourself
"wow this is your third plate of mashed potatoes don't you think you should slow dow--"