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@D_Will_25 Also, I literally see a cute baby in your pictures man.. @CryptoDadsNFT is a natural fit bro! Us dads gotta stick together! #dadarmy #dadjokes #dads #CryptoDads You can also get a Cryptomom for your lady too :) #cryptomoms
Hope you guys are having a great weekend! 🍻🤘Here is your #CryptoDads joke of the day! featuring @crypto_fambam dad! #dadjokes 😂
Where did the hamburger take their Valentine on a date?
To the meatball!
#food #foodie #foodjokes #valentine #valentineday #jokesforkids #besthamburger #jokesforkids #dadjokes #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing #dancing
How does cupid deliver Valentine's all over the world?
On an arrow-plane!
#cupid #cupidsbow #cupidsarrow #Valentines #valentines #valentineday #valentinesday2022 #cupidart #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing
What did one olive say to another on Valentine's Day?
Olive you!
#valentinesdayjoke #valentinesday #valentinesday2022 #valentine #valentines #oliveyou #olive #oliveart #dadjokes #kidsjokes #funnyquote #foodjokes
He looks like a dad elephant, so a dad joke for you all- what do you call a red elephant? - Relephant
@Elephalgo
@Cryptozenesis @Cryptoscope16 @CRYPTONSURGEON
#dadjokes #NFTCommunity
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon!
#fruitjoke #watermelon #cantaloupe #foodart #cannonball #poolparty #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
What do you call young avocados?
Avo-kiddos!
#foodjokes #avocado #avocados #avocadoart #dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
Zombie Jamboree.
https://t.co/QuGVXACK0R #thatababy #zombie #zombies #parenting #dadjokes #flowers #cutflowers
Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
So they won't freeze their buns!
#buns #foodjokes #winterjokes #food #foodmemes #hamburger #cheeseburger #dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
What do you call it when Santa claps his hands?
Santapplause!
#dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #funnyquote #bestjokes #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes #Christmas #christmasjokes #santa #santaclaus #santadrawing #roundofapplause
What was Santa's favorite subject in school?
Chemis-tree!
#sciencejokes #chemistryjokes #santajokes #christmasjokes #schooljokes #teacherjokes #chemistry #chemistryisfun #chemistrylove #chemistrymemes #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing
What is a Christmas tree's favorite shape?
A tree-angle!
#schooljokes #teacherjokes #ChristmasJokes #christmastree #triangle #christmaspresent #christmaspresents #mathjokes #jokes #jokeoftheday #funny #ifunny #makemelaugh #funnydrawing #artforkids #kidsjokes #dadjokes
Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
Because he thinks there is Noel!
#schooljokes #classroomjokes #teacherjokes #spellingjokes #noel #noël #alphabet #spellingbee #ChristmasJokes #santa #santaclaus #funnyquote #dadjokes #kidsjokes #artforkids
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal!
#doctorjokes #dentistjokes #rootcanal #ChristmasJokes #christmastree #holidayjokes #jokesfordays #jokeoftheday #artforkids #dadjokes #kidsjokes
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
#christmasjokes #christmasjokesforkids #santa #santaclaus #chimney #punny #jokeoftheday #badpuns #bestjokes #dadhumor #makemelaugh #haha #dadjokes #kidsjokes #artforkids #funnydrawing #funnyquote
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
#animaljokes #catjokes #christmasjokes #blackcat #blackcats #blackcatlove #blackcatclub #blackcatsrule #blackcatsrock #santa #santaclaus #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes