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i am the lamest person ever because i look like this when i eat a salad im fucking devouring those leaves
This was a major cultural reset and I want to eat everything he cooks
<be me
<dragon child in charge of army
<go to our kitchen
<my moms retainer is there cooking something good
<my Capitan walks in and begins saying that she should cook this other thing
<they begin arguing I’m trapped between their massive boobs
<I don’t get to eat
<Pic Related
Waaaa~
I was sleeping almost the whole daaaay
I feel so rested right now mmm, gotta eat something and lay in bed for the rest of the day~
It's either this or the 'Eat shit, Mussilini' one https://t.co/s3UrAIu4gj
ITS THE RAPTOR'S BIRTHDAY TODAY <3
So me and Kill are celebrating it today. He's letting me stomp some micros on his big pecs and then Imma eat that big cupcake with all the smol peeps in it. <3
(Warning blood version on the right alt pic)
Genji and Hanzo eat donuts together. What do they do when there's only one last donut left?🐉🍩🏹
❶Hanzo gives it to Genji.
❷Genji gives it to Hanzo.
❸Genji perfectly cuts it in half and shares it.
❹Hanzo roughly tears it in half and hands the larger one to Genji.
“Eat shit.”
I won’t smack a B, but I’ll pray to w/e powers may be for karma to come and take care of it.
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food out hot eat the food?
[day 25 of daily ranboo drawings!]
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When girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. Also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take for them to eat you, a technique shared by Boa Constrictors
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