Name: Neil
Gender: male
Age: 32
Orientation: Bisexual

body: strong and muscular
Height: 7 feet tall
Weight: 1500 kg
Penis: 2 feet long

more info below

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why does it have a PENIS

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(homare voice)

ow my penis, ow my balls

forever i must roam these halls

vast gauntlets of agony

punching me in my pee pee

ow my dick and ouch my sack

looking forward, never back

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Another highly anticipated book hit the shelves today:

's Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis

https://t.co/qDRA0zn1TZ

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Andy using his thigh highs as the perfect penis pocket....

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>ちとせさんと話が出来て嬉しくてもちもちしている蘭子ちゃん https://t.co/RTXCUOz6dA

お話出来て良かったネ!(神崎蘭子さんと黒埼ちとせお嬢さま、白雪千夜ちゃんを描きました)

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>前に見た「兄ぃから通話来たと思って反応した砂塚妹」がドチャクソ可愛かったので、買い物中の砂塚兄妹を描いてください https://t.co/T6TMBHLtFv

砂塚妹って言い方、兄ありきで妹の方が後から知り合ったみたいな感じでなんかイイですね。お兄さんのゲーム友達目線のやつです

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Lords & ladies, Arum maculatum, cuckoo pint & cuckoo’s penis to name a few. The tubers of this plant created a starch which in the 16thC was used to create stiff ruffs. Attached Cicely Mary Barker’s fairy pole dancing 😮🧚‍♀️ little minx!

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Me: trying to do some research for my story
My sleep deprived brain: yo the sternum looks like a penis

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[3/10]
DAKOTA: I *love* the Penis game.

(when I said this podcast lives rent free in my brain I wasn't joking 😳)

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risky penis (hey!) risky penis (hey!) risky penis (hey!)

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Belphie has a cock. no, not that little pathetic fucking thing you call a "penis" i'm talking about a meat sword i'm talking about the pussy/ass obstructor. I’m talking about the sausage-like devil. I’m talking about his big fat throbbing long cock ,it drags on the floor

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didnt wanna post this on main but it wasnt nsfw so i drew a penis

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omg stuffed his undies with a rolled up sock we love a resourceful king micropenis moments

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