Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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I remember a comment made to me: “How do you play that big thing?” And I answered “very well!!” Lol 😂

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Modern appliances may be spying on us.

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Where does a fish go to borrow money?

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Why didn’t the teddy bear have any dessert?

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What animal can jump higher than a house?

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What did one cactus say to another?

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

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What does a clam do on her birthday?

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Why did the pepper wear a sweatshirt?

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There’s been a lot of rain here in the southeast US. Need to build an ark?

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What’s a leprechaun’s favorite music? Happy !

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What do you call a band of rock-climbing pirates?

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What do Erik the Red, Catherine the Great, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

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// It's valentines day! you know what that means?
Today don't forget to wear a big dumb hat and light a candle for the patron saint of this beautiful holiday saint valentino!
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wait, no! come back! please don't block me qwq

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So, did ewe laugh? 🐑😅⁠

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