- Give them plenty of snacks (especially popcorn) and soda

- Tuck them in bed at night and give them a kiss on the forehead

- Provide cuddles and snuggles

- Play video games with them

- Listen to their awful puns

- Cute nicknames make them weak

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🌾 Pour him a glass of red wine and let him talk about himself for eight (8) hours

🌾 Give him a few packs of MTG

🌾 Take him shopping & buy him new underwear

🌾 When he cries, give him lots of bear hugs

🌾 Surprise him with Sushi and Horror movies💕

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💖 Brush her long tail, make sure its fluffy and tended to
💖 Laugh at her very bad puns...just do it so she stops...
💖 Pet her head and give her a sniff, she smells like grass and soil after a rainstorm
💖 Remind her that she's a good girl, and a smelly dummy

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* Use of cartridge copier and flash cart devices is strictly prohibited.
* Avoid exposing cartridge to extreme cold unprotected.
* Unintended results may occur from the use of third party cheat devices.
* Leave plenty of room in the play area.

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-works better in cool conditions
-keep away from spiders
-feed him all the pizza
-prefers black and red clothing
-admittedly enjoys being petted
-cuddles are a must

CAUTION: mountain dew makes him hyper

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🐗 Give him lots of pizza.
🐗 Shoot him

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🌊 Buy her a drink
🌊 Or two
🌊 Maybe tuck her in when she comes home at 5am and peacefully powernaps in a puddle of her own green blood
🌊 Or maybe don't, it's acidic
🌊 Yeah better don't
🌊 We're gonna have to get a new carpet
🌊 That's the 4th time this week

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🚨 avoid eye contact
🚨 don't let him into your house
🚨 i'm serious don't let him in, he will eat your food, steal things, shed everywhere, and scream
🚨 look i know he's small and cute but trust me you don't want t-
🚨 NO DON'T OPEN THE DOOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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🥝 let him watch all the ghost adventure or paranormal videos he can find on YouTube
🥝a steady diet of kiwis and Candy with soda on the side
🥝once in a while belly rubs but most def ear scratch
🥝 needs skull mask polish daily
🎨 by

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❄️Prefers the cold
❄️Loves to be cuddled, even on a hot day
❄️Requires a lot of water
❄️Needs reassuring he's a good boy
❄️Please handle gently
❄️Loves smooches on his nose and cheeks (Face)

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💥Bites. Dont touch
💥Not socialized. Do not let her play with others
💥Give one (1) shot of tequila before bed (tho she WILL just take the whole bottle if youre not watching)
💥Let her pick the music on road trips
💥Requires being the center of attention

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🌻 mothman merch is comforting
🌻 reassuring words are also needed and much appreciated
🌻 allow ample time for sleeping (+naps!)
🌻 diet consists of "junk food" -- don't worry!
🌻 keep out of temperature above 75F if possible

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☠️ Rum is always a good option for drowning sorrows.
☠️ Always be respectful and obedient around them.
☠️ Lots of shiny treasures are necessary.
☠️ Honestly she will probably end up making you work for her as is pretty self reliant when it comes to care.

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•Brush Chest fur and Mohawk
•Provide shounen manga for reading
•Meat on the bone must be given 3 times a day
•Must converse with him minimum 2 times a day to show appreciation

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🌼 Give plenty of coffee and muffins every morning
🌼 Regular brushing and pets
🌼 Needs lots of space to explore
🌼 Loves flowers, so a garden plot is a must, but good luck keeping her out of the mud puddles
🌼 Take her on all the adventures with you

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🌸 Always be sure she has a blanket
🌸 Allow her to free roam on walks
🌸 Protect from loud noises
🌸 Mocha Frappes & Wawa Smoothies necessary
🌸 Provide a garden for her to tend to
🌸 Teach her things she doesn’t know about, and read interesting things to her

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🐺 -Need to have fresh food all the time ( Mostly meat amd fish )

🐺- A beer a day keep her at bay

🐺- all recliners are now hers no but about it

🐺- New video game at least once a week or WILL die of boredom

🐺- Box's of cigars must be in her View

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🗡 Make sure you feed them at least twice a day.
🗡 Scratching behind their ears might make their foot thump.
🗡 Bath this pupper and brush them lots; they like being clean!
🗡 Give them attention and Wi-Fi to keep them happy.

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🍍Will eat or drink just about anything with pineapples.
🌎Like to be taken on trips
💤Needs more than 8 hours sleep
☀️Prefers warm sunny weather
💕Loves to be cuddled every night

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