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meet rory the life cleric (a wip)
they are v kind and try their hardest and also cannot legally swear and are a very gushy hopeless romantic who has never kissed anyone (...yet :sweetbabyjesus:)
Jesus: This is my bod--WAIT TIL I'M DONE JOHN! MATTHEW PLEASE. DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU TOO.
@JMTrevisan Religiosos: tem q ir pro culto sim, mesmo que morra de covid. Tem q comprar coisas da igreja e pagar dízimo. Tem q morrer pela igreja
Jesus: sai daqui
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Conservative Jesus:
I could give you this bread during the school holidays, but given its street value you'd just swap it for scag and whores.
QUAL VOCÊ PREFERE???
-Jesus: só olha
-Nagito Komaeda: curte e comenta
[Flash back friday]
Buddha: Happy birthday, Jesus-san!
Jesus: ~\(≧▽≦)/~
Anime: Saint⭐️ young men
Mirikrismaaaasssss sainyoooo~
Original post:
https://t.co/hIYFAHjsEJ
Learn How to Draw Jesus: Easy Step-by-Step Drawing Tutorial for Kids and Beginners. #Jesus #drawingtutorial #easydrawing. See the full tutorial at https://t.co/7Wd1Fs6JDH .
Jesus: He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone......
Cos and Tan:
#JESUS: 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒂́𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒐 𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒏 𝒔𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒔, 𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒂 𝒆𝒔 𝒍𝒂 𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒂 𝒅𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒅𝒐 𝒍𝒐 𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒏̃𝒂𝒅𝒐.
#animeselcaday #ANITWTselcaDAY
Me after logging onto twitter again and seeing that all of my mutuals likes are still being shown to me and also jesus:
@SwordlessMimtwn Rocket Slime on the DS is excellent, the portraits of Menzoberranzan, NEC PC88 games like Jesus: Kyōfu no Bio-Monster
@SWELLY_65 I'm not kneeling or wearing a BLM shirt because of Jesus
Jesus:
Jesus’ Resurrection in a nutshell.
Jesus: I’m back!
The Romans: What? That’s impossible, we killed you!
Jesus and his disciples:
Tales From The indie Pull
"Overcoming the Problem of the Mary Sue"
American Jesus: The New Messiah #3
• Mark Millar (Writer) • Peter Gross (Pencils)
• Jodie Muir (Cover Artist)
Review ✍️
https://t.co/t1DgNVwq1u
#indiecomics #scifi #horror #comics