Parallels between Cuo Cuo and Jesus: A thread 🧵

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Goku: hi I’m Goku! You wanna fight?
Jesus: no. I don’t believe in violence.
Goku: awww, that’s a shame! Man, I sure am hungry.
Jesus: THAT I can do something about (multiples bread on him)
Goku:…you wanna come eat at my house! https://t.co/jyJAWLTkTM

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Soldier: Come on!

Jesus: 😑

Soldier: Open up! It’s Thomas’ birthday!

Jesus: 😑

Soldier: Here comes the airplane!

Jesus: 😮

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Folks, I give you....GOP Jesus:

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June, month of the Sacred Heart of Jesus:

‘When one is hidden in God with Jesus, one is in the company of His holy example, of his adorable maxims, of His very humble Heart.’

Blessed Clelia Merloni

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Jesus...Ich möchte auch eine Freudin😭

Jesus: Nein, du brauchst nicht.🤐

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The genre of “ostentatio genitalium” (the display of the genitals) relates to a controversial theory in art history, that numerous religious artworks from the Renaissance purposively allude to and draw attention to the penis of Jesus: https://t.co/NZyUpRiKPO

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Prayer for all is done...

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"HAIKU PRAYER

Hear our prayers for help,
Holy Mother of Jesus:
pray for us always".
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Pray for us O Holy Mother of God, that we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ.

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St. Dismas (33)

He was the penitent thief crucified with Jesus. "And he said to Jesus: Lord, remember me, when Thou shalt come into Thy Kingdom. And Jesus said to him: Amen, I say to thee, this day thou shalt be with Me in paradise." Lk. xxiii. 42-43

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The frogs and Flora were still wondering the latest message of Jesus: if you have them, you'll be given more, and if you don't have them, you'll be taken away what you have.

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Therapist: Godzilla Jesus can't hurt you. He isn't real.

Godzilla Jesus:

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Satan: *offers Jesus the world*
Jesus: *slaps cross* No thanks, I’m gonna get nailed to this bad boy.

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Jesus: kyoufu no bio monster is a lovely adventure game.

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meet rory the life cleric (a wip)
they are v kind and try their hardest and also cannot legally swear and are a very gushy hopeless romantic who has never kissed anyone (...yet :sweetbabyjesus:)

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Jesus: This is my bod--WAIT TIL I'M DONE JOHN! MATTHEW PLEASE. DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU TOO.

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Religiosos: tem q ir pro culto sim, mesmo que morra de covid. Tem q comprar coisas da igreja e pagar dízimo. Tem q morrer pela igreja

Jesus: sai daqui

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QUAL VOCÊ PREFERE???

-Jesus: só olha
-Nagito Komaeda: curte e comenta

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