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Parallels between Cuo Cuo and Jesus: A thread 🧵

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2023-02-04

Goku: hi I’m Goku! You wanna fight?
Jesus: no. I don’t believe in violence.
Goku: awww, that’s a shame! Man, I sure am hungry.
Jesus: THAT I can do something about (multiples bread on him)
Goku:…you wanna come eat at my house! https://t.co/jyJAWLTkTM

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2023-01-09

Soldier: Come on!

Jesus: 😑

Soldier: Open up! It’s Thomas’ birthday!

Jesus: 😑

Soldier: Here comes the airplane!

Jesus: 😮

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2022-10-08

Folks, I give you....GOP Jesus:

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2022-09-29

Republican Jesus: because cruelty is the point.

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2022-09-17

June, month of the Sacred Heart of Jesus:

‘When one is hidden in God with Jesus, one is in the company of His holy example, of his adorable maxims, of His very humble Heart.’

Blessed Clelia Merloni

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2022-06-11

Jesus...Ich möchte auch eine Freudin😭

Jesus: Nein, du brauchst nicht.🤐

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2022-05-14

satan: my child will make an extra account to post horny in secret

jesus:

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2022-04-22

The genre of “ostentatio genitalium” (the display of the genitals) relates to a controversial theory in art history, that numerous religious artworks from the Renaissance purposively allude to and draw attention to the penis of Jesus: https://t.co/NZyUpRiKPO

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2022-04-14

Prayer for all is done...

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"HAIKU PRAYER

Hear our prayers for help,
Holy Mother of Jesus:
pray for us always".
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Pray for us O Holy Mother of God, that we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ.

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2022-04-01

St. Dismas (33)

He was the penitent thief crucified with Jesus. "And he said to Jesus: Lord, remember me, when Thou shalt come into Thy Kingdom. And Jesus said to him: Amen, I say to thee, this day thou shalt be with Me in paradise." Lk. xxiii. 42-43

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2022-03-25

The frogs and Flora were still wondering the latest message of Jesus: if you have them, you'll be given more, and if you don't have them, you'll be taken away what you have.

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2022-03-08

Therapist: Godzilla Jesus can't hurt you. He isn't real.

Godzilla Jesus:

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2022-02-22

“And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name Jesus: for he shall save his people from their sins.”

https://t.co/WjQs0Keqp7

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2021-12-22

Grow in devotion to the Sacred Heart of Jesus: https://t.co/TXHjz17Y3l

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2021-12-04

Satan: *offers Jesus the world*
Jesus: *slaps cross* No thanks, I’m gonna get nailed to this bad boy.

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2021-11-18

to quote our lord and savior jesus: ah, men 🏳️‍🌈✨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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2021-09-16

Jesus: kyoufu no bio monster is a lovely adventure game.

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2021-08-13

"It's far too easy to move onto the next battle, the next leak in the hull, to batten down the hatches and not realize Jesus is saving us one small moment at a time."

ICYMI, check out our latest from on true crime, Rembrandt, & Jesus: https://t.co/oYdi4RmFxM

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2021-06-14