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Goku: hi I’m Goku! You wanna fight?
Jesus: no. I don’t believe in violence.
Goku: awww, that’s a shame! Man, I sure am hungry.
Jesus: THAT I can do something about (multiples bread on him)
Goku:…you wanna come eat at my house! https://t.co/jyJAWLTkTM
Soldier: Come on!
Jesus: 😑
Soldier: Open up! It’s Thomas’ birthday!
Jesus: 😑
Soldier: Here comes the airplane!
Jesus: 😮
June, month of the Sacred Heart of Jesus:
‘When one is hidden in God with Jesus, one is in the company of His holy example, of his adorable maxims, of His very humble Heart.’
Blessed Clelia Merloni
Jesus...Ich möchte auch eine Freudin😭
Jesus: Nein, du brauchst nicht.🤐
#xppen #xppende #zeichnen #zeichnung #digitalart #digitalpainting
The genre of “ostentatio genitalium” (the display of the genitals) relates to a controversial theory in art history, that numerous religious artworks from the Renaissance purposively allude to and draw attention to the penis of Jesus: https://t.co/NZyUpRiKPO
Prayer for all is done...
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"HAIKU PRAYER #11
Hear our prayers for help,
Holy Mother of Jesus:
pray for us always".
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Pray for us O Holy Mother of God, that we may be made worthy of the promises of Christ.
St. Dismas (33)
He was the penitent thief crucified with Jesus. "And he said to Jesus: Lord, remember me, when Thou shalt come into Thy Kingdom. And Jesus said to him: Amen, I say to thee, this day thou shalt be with Me in paradise." Lk. xxiii. 42-43
The frogs and Flora were still wondering the latest message of Jesus: if you have them, you'll be given more, and if you don't have them, you'll be taken away what you have.
Therapist: Godzilla Jesus can't hurt you. He isn't real.
Godzilla Jesus:
Grow in devotion to the Sacred Heart of Jesus: https://t.co/TXHjz17Y3l
#EWTN #Catholic #Prayer
Satan: *offers Jesus the world*
Jesus: *slaps cross* No thanks, I’m gonna get nailed to this bad boy.
@luulubuu Jesus: kyoufu no bio monster is a lovely adventure game.
meet rory the life cleric (a wip)
they are v kind and try their hardest and also cannot legally swear and are a very gushy hopeless romantic who has never kissed anyone (...yet :sweetbabyjesus:)
Jesus: This is my bod--WAIT TIL I'M DONE JOHN! MATTHEW PLEASE. DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU TOO.
@JMTrevisan Religiosos: tem q ir pro culto sim, mesmo que morra de covid. Tem q comprar coisas da igreja e pagar dízimo. Tem q morrer pela igreja
Jesus: sai daqui
QUAL VOCÊ PREFERE???
-Jesus: só olha
-Nagito Komaeda: curte e comenta