Day 1 with a health coach...
they got me calorie counting
Ain't no way that Cajun Pasta
that I had at chili's for lunch was 1200 calories dawg.
💀💀💀ON DAY ONE...

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Happy Fatterday you all! Be sure to suck in all those calories...

Art is by @/jangleforks

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Yeah, asian food is very light on calories, i think, idk the only pasta that i eat is Pizza, commissioned by bluhmaster17

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nice calorie intake‼︎🍔

…Thank you,“muchimuchi”🦵💜✨💜😋

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Seems my milkshake was more calorie dense than I realized…
🎨: ❤️

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I don't want to be a
I wanna be an uncomfy vtuber.

Did you know a human tooth has 36 calories?

That means the average person could have their daily caloric intake if they eat 55-70 human teeth! Mm Crunchy!

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たまに無性に食べたくなる濃厚さ!
コクとうま味のノーマルタイプが一番!!

When I eating mayonnaise, I don't worry about calories.







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Laughter is powerful - it has physical benefits, mental health benefits, and social benefits! You might even burn a few calories! If life feels heavy, lighten your load with a little laughter. 😊

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Hey cutie, would you join me for a little workout😏❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Gonna burn some calories 😏❤️‍🔥

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comm for

This bird can barely take a few ground-shaking steps before having to stop for a snack break. Takes a lot of calories to power a body like this after all.

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Too hungry to eat the computer screen to survive, now he needs chocolate to replenish his calories

And Happy Valentine's Day to Namie!

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Forgot to post this one. It’s not done, but I’m swamped 🤧🖤
Model: iam.calorie on IG https://t.co/TtcIsEyNbC

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[Fiction Semata]
Arie: Let's go find somewhere to eat!
Me: Okay so where do you wanna go?
Arie: I will follow your will~
Me: What about Mc donalds?
Arie: too much calories

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May addiction for these super extra calories donuts grew, she became HUGE, so much so that even her neck is fully bloated with soft fat <3
Commission for the sweetest

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yo guys I'm here with my fan art took a while buh I'm not gonna stop until I'm noticed and get a spot🔥🔥 this is what I'm having for breakfast need calories for a great day and you? 🌭🌭🌭🌭

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commission for Raspy

Dragons are known to be pretty big, but being the biggest means eating a lot. That's just how it works, really. Fortunately Raspy here has some help to make sure they're maintaining a healthy calorie intake.

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