I don't want to be a
I wanna be an uncomfy vtuber.

Did you know a human tooth has 36 calories?

That means the average person could have their daily caloric intake if they eat 55-70 human teeth! Mm Crunchy!

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たまに無性に食べたくなる濃厚さ!
コクとうま味のノーマルタイプが一番!!

When I eating mayonnaise, I don't worry about calories.







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I just realized how many calories canes has and I was wondering why I was gaining so much weight….

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Laughter is powerful - it has physical benefits, mental health benefits, and social benefits! You might even burn a few calories! If life feels heavy, lighten your load with a little laughter. 😊

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Hey cutie, would you join me for a little workout😏❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
Gonna burn some calories 😏❤️‍🔥

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comm for

This bird can barely take a few ground-shaking steps before having to stop for a snack break. Takes a lot of calories to power a body like this after all.

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Too hungry to eat the computer screen to survive, now he needs chocolate to replenish his calories

And Happy Valentine's Day to Namie!

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the fucking CalorieMate food ration being in the war level

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On Neanderthals hunting straight-tusked elephants. More than 2500 daily portions of 4000 calories per portion! 3 months of food for you and your mates.

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"Diet and Exercise"

I colored two pics drew for me of my characters Redd and Leon. Redd seems to be cheating on his diet and Leon knows just how to get him to work off those extra calories he's been sneaking.

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Forgot to post this one. It’s not done, but I’m swamped 🤧🖤
Model: iam.calorie on IG https://t.co/TtcIsEyNbC

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2019. I ran a brutal 30k mountain race. Finished bloody, dusty, ahead of my goal time, elated. Then, that night, it was time to eat back some of the burned calories. Shame about the torn shirt.

An incredible piece by , just in time for https://t.co/YPhEm4Ohhi

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[Fiction Semata]
Arie: Let's go find somewhere to eat!
Me: Okay so where do you wanna go?
Arie: I will follow your will~
Me: What about Mc donalds?
Arie: too much calories

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May addiction for these super extra calories donuts grew, she became HUGE, so much so that even her neck is fully bloated with soft fat <3
Commission for the sweetest

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yo guys I'm here with my fan art took a while buh I'm not gonna stop until I'm noticed and get a spot🔥🔥 this is what I'm having for breakfast need calories for a great day and you? 🌭🌭🌭🌭

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He uses the calories from the food he eats as fuel for his fire breath. Because of this, he gains weight very slowly.

🎨:
1 YOU!!
2 @/Roo_is_Sleepy

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commission for Raspy

Dragons are known to be pretty big, but being the biggest means eating a lot. That's just how it works, really. Fortunately Raspy here has some help to make sure they're maintaining a healthy calorie intake.

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