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How do cows stay up to date?
They read the Moo-spaper!
#jokesforkids #animaljokes #cowjokes #cowart #cowartist #cowartwork #funnyjokes #dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnyjoke #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
Designed a trio of Primeape over the past week [cuzI’vebeentryingtoShinyHuntaMankeyforDAYSnow]
left to right:
- Stanford Ghent, GM of the Wrestling League’s Kantonian Branch
- Gero, wayfarer & volunteer Park Ranger
- Brody Blitz, owner of an after-hours arcade & macrame hobbyist
Sometimes, the best jokes are the seal-iest! 🤷 Clap your flippers at a bad pun in today's special t-shirt! 50% off today only!
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#seal #seals #sealife #sealover #puns #punsfordays #punsarelife #punsarefun
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my commission for @/eyebagsfordays !!! C:
thank you for comm-ing~!! I had so much fun with this one and i love ur oc so much i was simping the whole time (respectfully) HAHA 🥺💜💜 https://t.co/JhLzAeXy2b
✨ I spy with my little eye someone who is SO soggy their pants changed colors! ---> 👀#ISpyTag #TagAPal #PretendWithUs #ABDL #LeaksForDays
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's 'R,' but it's actually the 'C!'
#pirate #piratesofthecaribbean #pirates #pirateart #abc #letterc #arteducation #artedu #jokesforkids #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing #funnyjoke
What do you call Apple's new invention for Pirates?
The iPatch!
#pirate #pirates #piratelife #piratecosplay #piratejoke #piratejokes #pirateart #appleiphone #apple #AppleTech #ipatch #eyepatch #jokesforkids #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #artforkids
What do pirates do in their spare time?
They make arrrrrrt!
#piratejokes #piratejoke #pirate #pirates #piratelife #pirateart #funnyjokes #dadhumor #funnyquote #funnyjoke #funnydrawing #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #kidsjokes #jokesforkids #artforkids #dadjokes #kidsart
What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you!
#valentine #valentines #valentineday #valentines2022 #bee #beeart #beedrawing #bumblebee #bumblebees #insectart #jokesforkids #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing #funnyjokes
💖commission don't repost🐰
ขอบคุณคุนญ@/breathefordays ม้กๆเลยนะคะที่มาอุดหนุนกันอีกรอบ🥺💖 มาทุกเทศกาลเน้ย! ขอบคุณนะคะ ! 🙇♀️✨
Deep dish apple? Coconut cream? Pumpkin? Octo-Pie can make them all! (And still have a few arms left over for cleanup.) 🥧
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How does cupid deliver Valentine's all over the world?
On an arrow-plane!
#cupid #cupidsbow #cupidsarrow #Valentines #valentines #valentineday #valentinesday2022 #cupidart #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon!
#fruitjoke #watermelon #cantaloupe #foodart #cannonball #poolparty #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
What do you call young avocados?
Avo-kiddos!
#foodjokes #avocado #avocados #avocadoart #dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
😻เคนม๊าาาา🥺💖🤲🏻 ขอบคุณคุน@/breathefordays มากๆเลยนะคะที่มาอุดหนุนกัง!🤍 ชอบงานนิ่มากๆเน้ยค่ะนานๆที่จะได้วาดตามซีนเมะแบบนิ่สนุกม้กกก!
"There's no time to joust—I have card games to play!" 🃏
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