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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon!
#fruitjoke #watermelon #cantaloupe #foodart #cannonball #poolparty #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
What do you call young avocados?
Avo-kiddos!
#foodjokes #avocado #avocados #avocadoart #dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
Zombie Jamboree.
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Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
So they won't freeze their buns!
#buns #foodjokes #winterjokes #food #foodmemes #hamburger #cheeseburger #dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes
Did you hear about the highly-regarded green vegetable?
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I'm off Twitter for a bit, but hope everyone's having an aweome holiday! 🎅☕
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What did the beaver say to the old Christmas tree?
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What do you call it when Santa claps his hands?
Santapplause!
#dadhumor #haha #makemelaugh #funnyquote #bestjokes #funnydrawing #artforkids #jokesoftheday #jokesfordays #kidsjokes #dadjokes #Christmas #christmasjokes #santa #santaclaus #santadrawing #roundofapplause
“When decorating for Christmas, don’t forget the…”
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What was Santa's favorite subject in school?
Chemis-tree!
#sciencejokes #chemistryjokes #santajokes #christmasjokes #schooljokes #teacherjokes #chemistry #chemistryisfun #chemistrylove #chemistrymemes #dadjokes #kidsjokes #jokesfordays #jokesoftheday #artforkids #funnydrawing
What happened to the elf who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months!
#elfjokes #ChristmasJokes #prisonjokes #12months #elfart #santashelper #elfillustration #giggle #giggles #jailtime #naughtyelf #naughtyelfs #makemelaugh #bestjokes #funnyquote #funnydrawing #jokesoftheday #dadjoke
I like the view from the rear of the boat. But folks say I have a stern look.
#dnddadjoke #dungeonsanddragons Art by @underpalewater