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How much does a dragon weigh?

It depends on the scales...

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2023-03-24

Trust me; necromancy is the last thing you'll need......

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2023-03-13

Why are dragons hunted by dwarves in the morning?

The early beard gets the wyrm....

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2022-12-26

Question of the Day: Is an Aarakocra Cleric also therefore a Bird of Pray?

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2022-12-01

Why do you only see dragons during the day?

Because they hate (k)nights...

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2022-09-21

The party was swallowed whole by a dragon, only to find themselves transported to a dark room...

It's dungeons in dragons....

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2022-09-18

Someone stole the wheels off my wagon.

I working tirelessly to catch the thief.

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2022-02-08

I like the view from the rear of the boat. But folks say I have a stern look.

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2021-12-15

Why did the Drider take a nap?
He was feeling DROWsy 🕷 💤

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2021-07-02

I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my warhammer.

I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my warhammer. 🕷

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2021-05-21

Did you hear about the dragon that choked on a shoe while swallowing villagers whole?

It was a real clog. 👞


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2021-04-28

Why do mindflayers all look the same?

They are itenticle 🐙

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2021-04-22

Got ambushed by a dragon and had to wyrm my way out of it.

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2021-04-06