Happy belated birthday, I gift you fingered socks.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to give up and go home

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember no one loves you Dave

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Heres Auris, a unicorn that will kick the shit outta your child if you attempt to ask for wishes or let your dumbass sticky fingered kid touch them and ask for pony rides. Loves Metal and Trap. Parents call him Starbursts due to the starry pattern on his ass lol.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to make tacos

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One last stop in Madagascar before departure, Shambu encounters the aye-aye, a long-fingered lemur with rodent-like teeth that never stop growing! The aye-aye is the world's largest nocturnal primate and can only be found in Madagascar.

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to give up and go home

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember block of cheese

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to try harder

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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the announcement that the Stonehenge tunnel is going ahead is a huge boost for the UK's struggling adventurer and dungeoneer communities, who will now be able to find work clearing the tunnels of dread henge-beasts and icy-fingered druid-wights

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to give up and go home

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember block of cheese

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This the Lindley Library has some great titles for green-fingered and artistic inspiration! Visit our lovely library in central London: https://t.co/RRS6m0eTR6

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember block of cheese

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember block of cheese

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember no one loves you Dave

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Will you be my Valentine?
Crooked coin love tokens (18th-19th c.) from the Thames. The man showed his love by bending a coin. With his love held in its curve, the lady accepted the coin if she liked the strong fingered gent, but it was unlucky to keep if the relationship ended

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to make tacos

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