These stories are not something that a ten year old boy like my son could lose himself in.

They're grim, violent, self-aware, meta operas that endlessly deconstruct what came before.

They're written for cynical, aging people like me.

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veloce is a prodigious sorceress from my comic carciphona. they share the same reserved nature, and use every style/“colour” of magic, preferring swords as the medium; but unlike her he didn’t grow up with trauma, so while she is straight up cynical/mistrustful, he’s only aloof https://t.co/qkcCZF3LD7

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Name: Reagan Ridley

Bio: A sarcastic, cynical scientist working for [REDACTED]. Her talents lie in the field of robotics and technology. Graduated MIT at 13, and is certifiably a genius. However, she is extremely lonely.

Kinks: Praise, aftercare, experimentation, etc.

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has a cynical view of superheroes, depicting them as depraved monsters... and Captain Marvel agrees. Carol was forced to face off with new superhero sensation Star, only to discover she was a cutthroat villain even worse than Homelander.

https://t.co/G4h4c0PWwg

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Lavendertowne did pride flags a few years ago and I threw together the first one just to give it a background. The other two are old but I figure I'd share them again anyway for pride month soooo nobody can say I'm a cynical lesbian.

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Lavendertowne did pride flags a few years ago and I threw together the first one just to give it a background. The other two are old but I figure I'd share them again anyway for pride month soooo nobody can say I'm a cynical lesbian.

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meet a strange pair of twins, the cynical sorrow laden mala and the hopeful beacon of life nala.

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misery able's chronic misfortune seems to follow them everywhere they go, and they're very jaded and cynical about their comical level of bad luck. still, they haven't completely given up - they aspire towards being a forensic pathologist someday. their studies are going alright

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YCH valentine's c0mmissi0ns for @/bearandcrow1, @/ShoggMommy, @/Vincynical

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🎶 She's cold, she's dark, she's cynical
She's forever angry at the world
She's no angel, but she is my religion 🎶

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This is Dominique, he is my opera singer. A kind of manipulative, cynical and opinionated man who won't let anyone get on his way, Questionable person but EXCELLENT older brother, he was not an asshole by anture, he was made one in order to survive the hostile pllace he was in

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2022-06-02 22:00:01.591298
Image Source: Pixiv
Artist: Cynical
Image: https://t.co/AgO8WXRqpc

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15 vs Now

I used to be optimistic, outgoing, and wore lots of make up. Also had a cross necklace, not for religious reasons, but because I idolized Dana Scully.

Now? Now I'm old, cynical, tired, and in desperate need of a dye job. Oh, and I have tattoos. https://t.co/X58QF1rjc8

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RUSSET PONDWATER! (he/they)

After losing their minimum wage job, Russet reluctantly joins Kyden on his adventure. Rus is cynical, nervous, and really doesn't think this adventure is a good idea. Ky would describe them as his best friend, but Rus prefers the term "roommate."

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Idk what he'd truely sound like

But he probably sounds like a greasy cynical old man.

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15 yo self vs now (30)

15: Snarky, Aloof, goth, cynical, reserved, artistic.

30: book worm, helpful, positive, quirky, bubbly, snarky when needed. https://t.co/Naa9KxOOEI

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Made these plush slipper concepts. I thought it would work well in this design for the slipper hole to be on some cracked tv screens instead of a black void in the middle of the stomach like the rammie ones.

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