Careful what you eat on your beach vacations! Vacation calories count just as much as regular day calories. Maybe even more if you consider all you do is laze around on the beach all day.

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3/4 The patrons voted on calories over flavor first >m> Let's get this boy big-yes plz

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The pics here we're done by , and . Have a few more pics of her by XanderDWulfe, Calorie and . I guess Frankie really loves them hams, i fainted after watching her

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"I was told my diet could do with more variety but isn't there any kind of food with less calories than bamboo?"

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When you have to Google “how many Ritz in a sleeve” so you can properly add your calories to your diet app…things are NOT going so well with your diet.

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Ah, those very generous mortals and their hefty offerings. Oughta be careful, though. It's easy to lose yourself in all those calories~

(A long overdue sequence commission for ! Thank you for your support and patience <33)

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Ugh I hate fake ranchers. They say it has half the calories and all the taste but it's just watery and soaks the crotons.

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A little sketch commission I got from
Seems like me most recent catch had quite a lot of calories. Oh well, more lion to love~
Also, first appearance of Zerky with glasses!

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I gained several calories drawing this

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Good read from Weekend with some encouraging - and not so encouraging - news
Phew! advice still almost all apply, but less calories (1800 for women) & a shorter ‘#eating window’ now recommended

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MC had been in a diet for too long to ctrl his overeating & lose weight but w "Athenae", players can use their 5 senses in the game. MC is in for the adventure w a diff goal, not on finishing the game but to taste every food in the game wo worrying of gaining weight or calories!

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🚨high-calorie pixel art🔥
KAWAII Giraffes👉https://t.co/Pg0bvHevmk

🚨To all dog lovers🐶❤pixel dog✨
KAWAII Dogs👉https://t.co/Y3p5GYgMkF

🚨I want you to see it anyway❣
illustrations👉https://t.co/e8tud7OvGB

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I woke up feeling extra fat today. And I mean EXTRA fat

Let my mounds of fat just engulf me until I'm unrecognizable anymore. Have entire armies come to feed and worship me. Let me be just a slowly growing mountain of calorie caked pleasure

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finished my eating for yesterday with 900 calories left free basically!!!! but as soon as the clock strikes 12am my brain kinda thinks those calories are off limits which sucks because i usally dont eat breakfast meaning most of the time i only eat 2 times a day

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Nothing can fill you more than a big blimpy borger.
A super light meal with no calories at all :3

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A little bit late, but 🌙HAPPY MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL🌙! Don't forget to remember him when you look at the moon! Don't eat too much mooncakes they have to much calories! don't be like Kyo! 😅

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"Trust me, she absolutely loves it. It's a lot easier to be a big tubby pig than worry about counting calories and exercise! Consider it a temporary vacation. Or not."

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Commission for FA user "High_Calorie_Sand"

Two dragons cuddling (and stuffing cupcakes)

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