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“When decorating for Christmas, don’t forget the…”
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Did you hear about the very confident Santa helper?
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What is a Christmas tree's favorite shape?
A tree-angle!
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I’m thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner.
#DadJokeOfTheDay #Day343
If you win a contest for the tallest Christmas tree…
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal!
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What do you call two octopuses that look exactly alike?
#DadJokeOfTheDay #Day338
What did the naughty soccer player get for Christmas?
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Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
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Did you hear about Humpty Dumpty’s disappointing Winter?
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