🌈Thank you all who bought 8:11 on sale!🌈
We managed to raise over $200 for charity!!
Thus, two charities were chosen (unequal payments due to payroll times, sorry).
💙Happy Pride Month, and thanks for all the support 💙 https://t.co/PHooYH1S3e

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Lilith Aensland. Swear I'm not on Capcom's payroll.

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still unironically on a payroll ?!

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Next up for refs: Mr. Cedar, office worker and Fairy Mamagarde trainee! Amazingly, he can do payroll and accounts payable just as well in either outfit- well, unless he gets the sniffles from needing a change. Don't tell the boss!

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Pirate Captain Sklld ‘tck Tztack, heavily armed and ready for service- for the right price.

Back Burzok's Mercenary Handbook tomorrow at 9AM EST to have this avaricious arthropod on your payroll
https://t.co/p3GSJMEIux

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It was just prank! I so glad to get best worker and good pal Frogbottom back on payroll, but I might still gotta dock him for not workin today (and also makin me well sad). I did send out flyers for new employee though, so I might need your help pickem them.

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HR hasn't sent me the forms to put me on the payroll yet and its been 2 weeks so I'm just sitting on my ass like

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Wild Geese Freelancer owner in (for tax and employee payroll reasons only) goof mechanic and pilot. Tends to use concussive maintenance on everything!

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Don’t look at me! The weather dominator isn’t even working right now! Maybe pay attention to the people with literal flamethrowing soldiers on their payroll?

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Just some quicky commission info things for you. Because guess who lost half their hours thanks to silly payroll happenings! :D

So why not let me doodle for you now that I have some time off?

Feel free to DM me or comment if you're interested or have questions!

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▪️We’re on a Payroll! ▪️CBX mafia AU ✨

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There are four basic types of payroll taxes: federal income, Social Security, Medicare, & federal unemployment.

🚨SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR RETIREMENT SAFETY NET & HCARE COVERAGE🚨

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Louis Armstrong was the original choice to voice King Louie in 1967’s The Jungle Book, then someone was like “Hey... maybe that’s racist??”

It’s wild that over 50 years later writers’ rooms still don’t have a designated Hey Maybe That’s Racist person on payroll.

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WOW I have been super happy with our new payroll system we have been using they even went in, told me about a typo I made and fixed it too! Incredible service!

Use this link for a $100 sign up bonus ▶️ https://t.co/HctxfepMFT

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People peacefully protested the death of breonna taylor after police entered her home illegally while she was asleep and shot her 8 times yet the officers that killed her are still on payroll and have not lost their job or anything theyll prob be allowed to work as officers again

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Tax breaks for the rich! the looters said. We'll cut payroll taxes, too.

I'm not on a payroll, said Ben Possum.

Then pull yourself up by your bootstraps, boy!

I don't have boots or straps, said Ben Possum.

Then tie your shoelaces, said the looters.

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One of my oldest friends, who's worked in the travel industry for 30 years, got laid off minutes after you travel ban.

Payroll tax cuts doesn't help people without a paycheck.

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At the very least get Lea Salonga instead! Princess Jasmine’s probably still on the payroll, Asian, and Broadway quality.

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hey alexa I'm playin baby please dont take me off payroll

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