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On the verge of death, a young Grandpa Leon stumbled his way into an Egyptian bazaar. He stalked a circus crew for days until they brought him in. He has run the place ever since!

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2022-03-23

Grandpa Jadyn once told me he invented skateboarding. I believed him until he told me he invented surfing. Once he said he invented scuba diving I realized he definitely has memory loss.

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13 31
2022-03-23

In my day, I used to summon Beelzebub at the local nudist colony up on the hill. That all came to a stop the day I met my Mistress. Now I'm lucky if she even lets me wear my glasses to read...


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3 15
2022-03-23

made a little bobLost for bob’s retirement o7 💚

1 29
2022-03-23

Feeling that Trippy Tuesday, vibes are good, the gramps are chilling, smoking and loving life 😍

Come vibe with us at country club 🏌️‍♂️ you gonna love retirement life 🤣#GACC

50 166
2022-03-22

My gramps started out performing in the circus, but learned that there was more to life. He worked hard and eventually he became the manager of the circus and didn't have to wear that silly spinner hat anymore! BAYC
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10 33
2022-03-22

Started out as a young hooligan, ended up joining the army to whip my ass into shape.

4 24
2022-03-22

Now this is a story all about how…
life got flipped upside down. Now retired as flipping hotcakes at the suburban Waffle House, spitting his dentures into the grits of the hot sugar mamas he hopes to woo into his bungalow.

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2022-03-22

In my younger years, I used to terrorize tourists on safari and take the items they left behind. This hobby led me into my lifelong passion.....a street merchandise vendor on Rodeo Drive!


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8 29
2022-03-22

Turned 17, still a virgin. had to sell my teeth to pay for a hooker and drugs - i'm still toothless after 60 years

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12 52
2022-03-22

Being a cowboy was difficult. Used to drink a lot in my youth. This impacted my eyesight which started deteriorating when I was a young bored ape. Now, I am a blind grandpa. Just celebrated 100th birthday w/my grandkids. Lesson: Don't Party & Drink!!

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2022-03-22

When I first married my wife, she would always complain that I was too loud in the kitchen, which led to many fights. Now days, however, she never complains. I think it's because she can't hear the smoke alarm anymore...


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2022-03-22

Sometimes it takes time to realize who you are. Angelo discovered his passion for art over time. It's never too late to open your eyes and go after your passion. Now he uses his time on the greens to get inspired.

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2022-03-22

It was a cold Sunday morning in 1993, Lionel was leaving Berghain when he noticed a homeless person in the cold and gave up his fur coat. Lionel still parties and never once regrets the ❤️ given.

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2022-03-22

Congrats ! This young ape's Grandpa has seen some stuff. He is waiting for him - the stories he can tell!

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2022-03-22

I used to sing with the Village People...now I just live with village people...


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4 17
2022-03-22

I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me...until I got my eyes poked out in a gang fight one day. Thanks to that and after years of adaptation, I can HEAR fish and am the reigning Bassmaster Classic champion


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9 29
2022-03-22

Used to be a Cop that "tested" my confiscated supply a bit too much, if you know what I mean. Got sent to the Navy to swab decks...they said I needed to "clean up" my act. Been stuck here ever since...send help



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2022-03-22

Gilligan spent his life at sea. Contacting Scurvy he lost all his teeth so he jammed skittles into his retainer to make a grill. On one occasion an alien attack captured all the crew on his ship invading his body and turning him into a robot..#BAYC

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2022-03-22

Grandpa Joe says he was the first man to sail the world you can tell his been through a tidal wave!

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2022-03-21