Lumiere Pipkin, 23
-Scientist
-Decent marksman, carries a Ruger IV everywhere
-Partially disabled from an explosion, can't walk for long
-Doesn't pick up sarcasm
-Will cook you lunch if you're sad
-Secretly studies lycans as a hobby, often fantasizes about being one herself

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sarcasm is my only defense

DAY 6 🥍🚙

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Well, when you put it like that, it does sound a little ridiculous.

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reasons data is the most accurate autistic representation:
1. always either an open book or totally unreadable
2. a sweetheart underneath the monotone
3. not fluent in sarcasm
4. cat

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no anger.
no sarcasm.
just peace.

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hux’s sarcasm, sass and sense of humor is under appreciated

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I'm 147 lbs of pale skin and fragile bones.. sarcasm is my only defense!

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I would absolutely get along with any version of Noah (fluent in sarcasm, intellectual who only tries when he feels like it) or DJ (fellow West Indian who loves animals). Izzy entertains me.

Would adopt/protect li'l Total DramaRama Cody.
Total Drama Island Cody can suck a lemon. https://t.co/cNevCs6qFF

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You love to see it. (Sarcasm)
Glad to see you're not letting it get to you (I assume)

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Hello heres val! Trust me shes not as scary as she looks KASJDBDH
She's really lazy actually with low expectations and lots of sarcasm

This looks me over 5 hours to retweets are highly appreciated!!💕

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Back on that "your character vs. you" nonsense because I miss my rogue and DEFINITELY didn't put too much of my own sarcasm and "done with this shit" attitude into her IDK what you're talking about!!!

https://t.co/9WiWxQleoq

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¿Nos acompañan hoy, ante la que está cayendo, a disfrutar de las diferentes ACTITUDES BURLESCAS🤡?, ya saben la IRONÍA, el SARCASMO y alguna que otra SONRISA con doblez...😜👀
Como nuestros políticos nos tratan como necios borregos💔, vamos a defendernos con ETIMOLOGÍAS. 🤔

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Oh boy .. my favorite guy. /sarcasm

Probably argue a lot. I've a strong personality so anytime he tries to sass me, he'd get it right back. I'd challenge him at everything & be petty so we'd eat, sass. Play beach games, then sass. Maybe swim a little - then sass s'more.

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Perhaps sarcasm is an ingredient? It’s Not Easy Being Birdiful (part 7 of 25)

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