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Hollywood to make You've Got Snapchat, a contempory remake of the 1998 comedy You've Got Mail.

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2015-04-08

This just in… Mark jumped his wife’s car battery.

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2015-04-08

Never take refuge in a pillow factory during the zombie apocalypses.

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2015-04-08

What do you call left over shaved ice?
Aftershave

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2015-04-08

What do you call a spider from Iraq?
An Iraqhnid

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2015-04-08

What is the only plant you should take advice from?
A sage

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2015-04-08

I took a programming class with JSON. He was super strange and always talked in code.

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2015-04-08

Do you know what they say about Danish people?
They’re flaky

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2015-04-08

How may innocent eggs have to dye each year for Easter?

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2015-04-08

Who always gets left out on Easter?
Norther, Souther and Wester

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2015-04-08

This just in… an impatient man dies trying to hold his horses.

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2015-04-08

This just in… study finds that playing “Call Of Duty” can be dangerous to your health.

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2015-04-08

Company mandates can be awkward for some.

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2015-04-07

dedicated to all my big booty captains <3

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2015-03-19