My dad sent me this at ten in the morning and I'm questioning life now. 😭

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GM 🥞 GM
I'm having a slow start and lazy Saturday morning. Always time for a daily GM

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“I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't concentrate."🤣

- The Bull with the Beanie on

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When life gives you lemons, sell them and save up for the ApeFathersNFT public mint! (NFA/DYOR) 🍋

Our brand new art is swinging into action and you don't want to be left behind.

Join us for the burn to claim event and let's go bananas together. 🍌

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How much does a dragon weigh?

It depends on the scales...

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GM Physical world! 🌞

🤖 Just had a thought: if AI's were any more self-aware, we'd be the ones making dad jokes! 😂

How's this for a start: Why did the neural network go to art school? To learn how to draw a line of best fit! 🎨📈

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In -- Lost Years (in stores today for you'll meet Elite master of...#dadjokes!

Make sure to get yourself a copy & join in on the chuckling & the eye rolling.

https://t.co/Z0mEe6kStW

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Trust me; necromancy is the last thing you'll need......

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GM ☕ GM
We made it to Thirsty Thursdays.
Let's get it 🐶

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Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? He already had a pot of gold!

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