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"Guys, I think I'm allergic to wool..." grumbled the fat dog, more concerned his boyfriends wasted a gift on a present he can't enjoy than the changes he was experiencing...

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oh my god i am so sorry it's the umbilical cords i had for dinner i didn't know you are allergic ---

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did one of these with the discord crew and it came out pretty fun~ notable fun facts? He's hearing impaired and allergic to peanuts...

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I just had an allergic reaction and I don’t even know what I ate this time to get it uGGsjdkd

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Allergic to the aesthetic 🌷✨

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Thank you for the artshare!! ❤

I'm Tetsu, and I draw OCs, kitties and sometimes some DBZ fanart 😊

Also the worst Xmas gifts I usually get are fragrance type of presents (I'm allergic to fragrance 😂)

The best one I got, probably my 2nd drawing tablet years ago 🥺

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EMPLOYEE REVIEW
NAME alex the progeshonist
JOB pushing play
STRENTHS easily fooled into smashing things.
WEEKNESSES allergic to hot tea spilled on his crotch. believes he's a superhero.

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When people ask me what I'm allergic to, I always say it's pollen, nuts and fruit. To save time, the next time someone asks I'll just say I'm allergic to the SEXUAL organs of TREES.

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🌸 12 Days of RinShi 🔥 Day 4: Ugly Christmas Sweaters

"And from this day forth, Yukio became allergic to ugly christmas sweaters, and Rin and Shiemi made it a tradition to wear them every year."

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catboy venti but he perishes immediately because he’s allergic to cats

[#Venti

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Imp mom: What the fuck!? You guys let my one year old get high!? He's allergic to drugs!

Blitzo: How the fuck do you know your kid is allergic to drugs!?

Imp mom: Cuz I'm a cool mom.

Stolas: Nu-UH! -Smashes bottle- THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE COOL PARENT IN THIS THEME PARK BITCH

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He’s kinda allergic to undies.

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NSFW // catboy venti, it's funny cuz he's allergic to cats ha

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so basically what happened this year is i became allergic to colour and got a new hyperfixation

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for some reason when virginia drinks fresh milk her body has an allergic reaction, is it rare that she enjoys it? .. it seems that she will not be able to enjoy the eggnog.

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Why do I feel the urge to chug chocolate milk when I’m allergic to dairy. Also here’s a recent drawing

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Recently (for the past 3 weeks) I've had an inner ear infection and in the past 2 days I had an allergic reaction to something unknown (I've not been known to be allergic to anything) so I was unable to draw well for that time. I figured I draw me in my favourite shirt, here

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First day of ! Animal. My best animal friend as a kid was my cat Annabell 💖 We did everything together ♥️ and there was a nook of pine trees behind my house I would explore to try to find any kind of life. (Now knowing how very allergic to pine trees I am 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️)

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I had to do this and I had to do it with the soda I’m allergic to :3 Meet Rootte Beëere

https://t.co/4Fvq6HBXO4

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