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EMPLOYEE REVIEW
NAME eliot the butter puppet
JOB making trailer packs at the theater
STENGTHS stays out of sight. contortionist.
WEAKNESSES sincerity. smells like moldy blueberry sandwiches. makes you feel UNCOMFY

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EMPLOYEE REVIEW
NAME alex the progeshonist
JOB pushing play
STRENTHS easily fooled into smashing things.
WEEKNESSES allergic to hot tea spilled on his crotch. believes he's a superhero.

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boy some people really freak out when they first come to the theater and see all these snacks and cleaning supplies walking talking and running at them with sharp objects

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EMPLOYEE REVEW
NAME: braam the 3 foot bat
POSITION: upside down
STRENTHS: big! freaks people out. a vampire. maybe. probably.
WEAKNESSESS: wont fly me around on his back like im khaleesi

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EMPLOYEE REVIEW
NAME: schmeckle
POSITION: under a seat
STRENGTHS: wisdom?
WEAKNESSES: cannot understand anything he says. he is a face made of movie snacks-gross to look at.

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EMPLOYE REVIEW
NAME: theo theater👎
JOB: former manager. sells shoshannas kombucha🤮 on the street in LA. LOSER.
STRENTHS: jerk to stupid peter. easy to manipilate/scam
WEAKNESSES: drools. talks about his dumb movie ideas🥱

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radical left martians
working with their life partner the FAKE NEWS MEDIA
are trying to STEAL THIS ELECTION!!
and also the remote.
i looked everywhere.
now im stuck watching dancing with the stars.
and i
am
LOVING IT.

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its not just another monday its VICTORY MONDAY! a good time for my people to reflect on MY VICTORY and what a REALLY REALLY GREAT presdient I am!
and also to drop off their taxes. theres a slot in the door. CASH ONLY!!

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SINCE WHEN DO VOTERS CALL WHO OUR NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE! I WON BIG SHUT UP SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE IM HUNGRY WHATS FOR LUNCH

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sub-urban women want safety and security when it comes to martian invaders!! am the ONLY CANDidATE who will DELIVER!! 11 DAYS!! take the with the best ever! ME ME ME ME ME!!

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