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EMPLOYEE REVIEW
NAME eliot the butter puppet
JOB making trailer packs at the theater
STENGTHS stays out of sight. contortionist.
WEAKNESSES sincerity. smells like moldy blueberry sandwiches. makes you feel UNCOMFY

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EMPLOYEE REVIEW
NAME alex the progeshonist
JOB pushing play
STRENTHS easily fooled into smashing things.
WEEKNESSES allergic to hot tea spilled on his crotch. believes he's a superhero.

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boy some people really freak out when they first come to the theater and see all these snacks and cleaning supplies walking talking and running at them with sharp objects

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EMPLOYEE REVEW
NAME: braam the 3 foot bat
POSITION: upside down
STRENTHS: big! freaks people out. a vampire. maybe. probably.
WEAKNESSESS: wont fly me around on his back like im khaleesi

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EMPLOYEE REVIEW
NAME: schmeckle
POSITION: under a seat
STRENGTHS: wisdom?
WEAKNESSES: cannot understand anything he says. he is a face made of movie snacks-gross to look at.

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EMPLOYE REVIEW
NAME: theo theater👎
JOB: former manager. sells shoshannas kombucha🤮 on the street in LA. LOSER.
STRENTHS: jerk to stupid peter. easy to manipilate/scam
WEAKNESSES: drools. talks about his dumb movie ideas🥱

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EMPLOYEE REVIEW
NAME: cuppy
POSITION: half full
STRENGTHS: LOW self esteem=does what i say. there when u need him
WEAKNESSS: so nice its ANNOYING. not really THERE for ME cause he lives in LA with THEO🤮

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And we're in desperate need of you, . Coming to you from the quiet and quarantined Theater Brothers Theater on the garbage-strewn outskirts of a minor American city-it's the Real Butter™ Buttercast!
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