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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
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#dadjokes
What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most?
ELFies!
#selfie #dadjoke #jokeoftheday #funny #christmasjokes
They maid me do this ⭐️
( pun intended )
#VTuberEN #VTuberUprising #MaidOutfit #CottonsMiceArt #dadjokes
Art: @/Daffolyn on Fiverr
You ever heard a chocolate recorder?
It sounds sweet.
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#dadjokes
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
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Happy thanksgiving everyone!
#Thanksgiving #dadjoke
Man, what’s better than listening to some really cringy dad jokes?
#Lopillust #Vtuber #digitalart #bunnygirl #dadjokes
If you are ever in a fight, cut off your opponent's feet!
That is how you de-feet them.
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#dadjokes
Well since everyone is playing pokemon.
What did pikachu say when Ash fell off a cliff?
"Pikachu." It's the only thing he can say.
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#dadjoke #GameFreak
What happened when the clam went to the gym?
It pulled a mussel!
#dadjokes #sports #funny #jokeoftheday
I'm gonna try one of Trishka's jokes.
I love Barbarian Jokes.
They are all the rage!
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#dadjoke
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes! Houses don't jump.
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#dadjoke
I think you should start doing lunges to stay in shape.
It would be a big step forward for your health.
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#dadjoke
It’s #monday, time to make some #purr rogress! #cats #catscatscate #CatsofTwittter #meow #MondayMotivation #illustrator #illustration #pun #puns #joke #dadjoke #cute #ilovecats