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Where do monsters get their cookies? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Where do ghosts go for vacation? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Why did the spider get glasses? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What do you call a tombstone typo? #DadJokeOfTheDay
How can you tell a zombie is vegan? #DadJokeOfTheDay
I don’t always tell dad jokes… #DadJokeOfTheDay
#jokeoftheday time for another #conductor joke? #trombones #music
What is “E.T.” short for? #DadJokeOfTheDay
#jokeoftheday Earworms!! I know the feeling! #music
If you teach a wolf to be self-conscious… #DadJokeOfTheDay
What’s a boxer’s favorite drink? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Who built King Arthur’s round table? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Why do geese fly south for the winter? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Why was the pony thirsty? #DadJokeOfTheDay
It’s no fun having a pig on your basketball team. #DadJokeOfTheDay
Try archery blindfolded! #DadJokeOfTheDay
Crabs are terrible at sharing toys. #DadJokeOfTheDay
People in Athens must hate getting up early. #DadJokeOfTheDay
Did you know that most penguins are socially awkward? #DadJokeOfTheDay