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A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The Bartender says “you know what? t A couple of days ago I saw a pirate with a cow on his shoulder?” The pirate says “Yarrr I bet he don’t know how to milk a parrot” 😂 #gorillie #pirates #jokes #laughter #jokeoftheday… https://t.co/YS9Ii1e9UU
#jokeoftheday I suppose those of us who are musicians have had dreams of our instruments turning on us! #drums #instruments #music #musicians
#jokeoftheday What might happen if you date a #musician 😳 #music
What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most?
ELFies!
#selfie #dadjoke #jokeoftheday #funny #christmasjokes
What happened when the clam went to the gym?
It pulled a mussel!
#dadjokes #sports #funny #jokeoftheday
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🤪 JOKE OF THE DAY:
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Accidentally took my cats meds...
Don't ask meow. 😆
A GREAT WAY TO START YOUR DAY at:
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#humor #funny #jokes #laughter #laughing #lifestyle #comedy #cute #lol #smile #jokeoftheday #haha #pets #cats
#jokeoftheday Isn’t it time for a #conductor joke? #tempo #music
#jokeoftheday Isn’t it time for a #bassoon joke? Via @nprclassical
#jokeoftheday Isn’t it time for a #cello joke? Some cellists will try anything! #music #flyingWoes
#jokeoftheday Isn’t it time for a #conductor joke? I’ve seen worse than this… #music
#jokeoftheday Isn’t it time for a #trombone Joke? Courtesy of the great Jeffrey Curnow @nprclassical #music
#jokeoftheday Isn’t it time for a #conductor joke? (It’s always that time…) #maestro #music