What is the most broken item in Skyrim?
The lockpicks!
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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
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What kind of pictures do Christmas elves take most?
ELFies!

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What's a cleric's favorite drink?
Divini-tea!
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They maid me do this ⭐️
( pun intended )


Art: @/Daffolyn on Fiverr

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You ever heard a chocolate recorder?
It sounds sweet.
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
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Happy thanksgiving everyone!

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Man, what’s better than listening to some really cringy dad jokes?

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In how do protect yourself against a firebolt?
You up your AC!
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If you are ever in a fight, cut off your opponent's feet!
That is how you de-feet them.
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How do you tell if tell if that magic sword you have is blunt?
When it starts critiquing your fighting posture.
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Well since everyone is playing pokemon.
What did pikachu say when Ash fell off a cliff?
"Pikachu." It's the only thing he can say.
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What happened when the clam went to the gym?
It pulled a mussel!

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I'm gonna try one of Trishka's jokes.

I love Barbarian Jokes.
They are all the rage!
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes! Houses don't jump.
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I think you should start doing lunges to stay in shape.
It would be a big step forward for your health.
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Waiter, will my pizza be long? 🍕

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