LONDON! HELLO!!

We’re playing an album launch gig at The Amersham Arms on Wednesday 27th July with and ! 🎉

Ticket link: https://t.co/5T7QZZmX0Q 💋

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Hello I'm Dan, a children's illustrator from leafy Amersham. I like making picture books with vibrant characters and detailed environments, using earth colours and textures.

📷 https://t.co/8nXNIGQlVb
✉️DanielDuncanIllustration.com

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The people of Chesham & Amersham have spoken - it’s good to remember that even in places where one party has always won before, it’s possible to use your vote to make change. MPs work for us, let’s remind them!

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Sunday Joke: – When I drink coffee I can’t sleep.

– Really? I have the exact opposite.

– Wow, seriously?

– Yes, when I sleep I can’t drink coffee

https://t.co/KHDSPX0mwR

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Friday Joke: At an interview:“In the beginning, you’ll be earning 20 000, later on it can go up to 40 000”

“OK, I’ll come again later then”

https://t.co/baEVKTxre4

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Monday Joke: A centipede kid said to his centipede mum in a shoe shop . . . 'remember this time, no shoelaces please mum . . . !'

https://t.co/baEVKTxre4

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Thursday Joke: I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.
https://t.co/nFYEYUKhzG

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Wednesday Joke: I rang up British Telecom and said: 'I want to report a nuisance caller.' He said: 'Not you again' !!
https://t.co/baEVKTxre4

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MOnday Joke:
What did the Snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
'Get out of my face.'

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横浜で初雪観測されましたね!東京の初雪は少し先?でしょうか。雪ってなんかワクワクします
さて、皆様のラボには初雪(SNOW)のお知らせ届いてますか?
SNOW検出モード搭載、さらに簡単きれいな画像が撮れる!ウェスタンブロットの強い味方 Amersham ImageQuant 800シリーズ
https://t.co/zykdVZ9lnx

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Thursday Joke: The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?"

"Why the heck would I want two empty glasses?" I asked.

https://t.co/P3xavsyf1n

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Friday Joke:Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it!
https://t.co/mB5gaK5x47

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