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Sunday Joke: – When I drink coffee I can’t sleep.

– Really? I have the exact opposite.

– Wow, seriously?

– Yes, when I sleep I can’t drink coffee

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2020-02-09

Friday Joke: At an interview:“In the beginning, you’ll be earning 20 000, later on it can go up to 40 000”

“OK, I’ll come again later then”

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2020-02-07

Monday Joke: A centipede kid said to his centipede mum in a shoe shop . . . 'remember this time, no shoelaces please mum . . . !'

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2020-02-03

Thursday Joke: I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal.
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2020-01-09

Wednesday Joke: I rang up British Telecom and said: 'I want to report a nuisance caller.' He said: 'Not you again' !!
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2020-01-08

MOnday Joke:
What did the Snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
'Get out of my face.'

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2019-12-09

Thursday Joke: The barman in the pub looked over at me said, "Your glass is empty. Fancy another one?"

"Why the heck would I want two empty glasses?" I asked.

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2019-11-28

Friday Joke:Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it!
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2019-09-13

Wednesday Joke: I went to the Chinese restaurant & this duck came up to me with a red rose & says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''!
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2019-09-11