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Roses are red
The grass is blue
I think we all know
You're a dirp!
I'm a dirp. Imma dirp. Imma dirp. Dirp. Dirp. Dirp dirp dirp dirp dirp dirp dirp dirp dirp dirp dirp!
Boo yah!
You see, you're not dealing with the average dirp warrior anymore.
See I have finally realized the legend.
I AM A SUPER DIRP!
No rate. Only dirp!
*inhales* BOI. NO RATE. ONLY DIRP!!
I'm.... I'm.... I'm......
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!
dirp
Dirp dirp I'm awaaaake! Now before you freak out, I am a fox so therefore I must screm!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Therapist: The dirp isn't real. He can't hurt you.
The dirp: DIRP DIRP!
I can guarantee you dirps that I'm definitely not a dirp so don't even make that assumption. I've totally never ever been a dirp. I'm just a foxtato and that's it!
Due to eating a magical stick I got from a certain dirp.. I feel very sleepy now.... But I... Must..... Dirrppp! Dirrrrp. Dirrrp
Dirp... Goodni-....you...dirpta-....
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yo dirps! To those that have DM'd me in the past but haven't heard from me, I apologize. I'm trying to get better at responding more.
So if you still want to dirp in DMs, just dirp right in! Uwu
We gotta dirp dirp dirp!