quoting Gamefreak: ELES NÃO PODEM QUERER FODER OS 3 INICIAIS!

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"I cannot STAND these two constantly in the water man-"

GameFreak: 😂👀💦...

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GameFreak: We wanted Prof Sada to look feminine but also give off a strong look so we gave her just a hint of abs. What could go wrong?

*releases trailer*

Internet artists 6.8 seconds later:

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Gamefreak: Look! Open world pokemon gameplay! 4-player co-op! Sexy new professors!

Me:

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Gamefreak: look at cute cat

Pokemon fans: DAS A WEED

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Me: Hey TPC, can we finally have animalistic, natural looking final evolution starters?
TPC: No, we have starter evolutions at Gamefreak.
Starters evolution at Gamefreak:

(subaru image credit goes to shigure ui).

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Diseñador de
- Nobody’s gonna know
- THEY’RE GONNA KNOW!

😂

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Disney: You want Sora for Smash? I want a Pokémon.

Nintendo/Gamefreak: ...What?

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No one:
Gamefreak: Dogs are made of rocks

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Day 741

GameFreak: Here's 4 birds based on different cultural dances!

CRAN: But what if they just fucking sat there?

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12 year old me: i want a spaghetti pokemon
gamefreak: we have spaghetti pokemon at home
the spaghetti pokemon at home:

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Gamefreak: we have made expansions in the past of previous games:

-shows platinum first-

Me:

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Gamefreak: Can I copy your homework?
Demon slayer: Yeah just change it up a bit so it's not obvious

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Me: GameFreak, I want a Squirtle!

GameFreak: No, we have a Water Turtle at home.

Water Turtle at home:

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Pokemon fans: Haha but everyone in the Pokemon universe is like, vegan or something right
Gamefreak:

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haters: your OC’s hair is too long
gamefreak:

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GameFreak: Alright team what animations should we update for our newest installment?

Signature move of an unreleased event Pokemon from your rushed story: ✔️
Literally any other Pokemon in Galar: ❌

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GameFreak: "Alright, we have a basic design for a champion, but how do we make him look cooler?"
Artist: "...A goatee?"
GameFreak: "Nah, goatees are awful and look like a hairy sphincter."
Artist: "...I have an idea."

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GameFreak: Can I copy your homework?
Digimon: Sure, just be sure to change it up a bit so it isn't obvious you copied.

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