It is a sad thing which has wrought...
Together with they may have stopped the elf, the vampire, and the asiatic menace... Now, the blood of 100,000 souls who will never know peace or a missionary's compassion cry out.

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>runs army with battle plans at 1:20 scale prepared for pitched battle using mass combat
>gets attacked by 1000 8 HD monster 5 at a time
>somehow 300+ of them join my side
MFW


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Look outside your window, outside your door,
Count em one mummy, two mummy, three mummy, four
Lootin' every village, and burning all your stores,
You'd better run for your life, we're marching 1 million more


https://t.co/eN6yC0etos

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My only price is a vampire or elf,
Bring one of them, an i'll share my wealth

https://t.co/mmexW477In

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