While most of central Trollopulous is a smouldering crater of radioactive slag, the remains untouched and pristine!
Book your vacation to the UCF today!
Our trollops are beautiful and unmutated [but keep your hands off!]

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If trollops can treat cast iron pans, they can teach the grugs of Fugg how to maintain the 7k gp worth of iron weapons and tools they got from Elric's caravan.
This changes everything
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Grug women will show club and feet and even club feet to brave adventurers who will come to aid of caves!
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The is recruiting to avoid a draft. Please head to a UCF port of entry to enlist to aid the grugs!

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i won at dnd when my cavemen killed elric, stole his horses, and liberated his women. now, we're riding on Mt. Glovermore with mounted cavemen and bears to make caves good again.

DM on the side of "Holy shit, I can't believe that just happened."
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Mushrooms make Grugs sick.
Grug dig up Fungal Node on Full Moon and cancel treaty with Mushroom Men.

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If you enjoy our shitposting and would like to support the please check out Jim Breyfogle's new novel, The Paths of Cormanor



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