radical left martians
working with their life partner the FAKE NEWS MEDIA
are trying to STEAL THIS ELECTION!!
and also the remote.
i looked everywhere.
now im stuck watching dancing with the stars.
and i
am
LOVING IT.

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its not just another monday its VICTORY MONDAY! a good time for my people to reflect on MY VICTORY and what a REALLY REALLY GREAT presdient I am!
and also to drop off their taxes. theres a slot in the door. CASH ONLY!!

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EVERYONE IS AKSING WHY THE RECETN PRESIDENTIAL POLS WEERE SO INNACUTRATE WHEN IT CAME TO ME ITS BECAUSE THEY ARE FAKE JUST LIKE MUCH OF THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA WHO ARE PROBABLY MARTIANS WEARING PEOPLE MASKS I AM THE PRESIDENT SHUT UP

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SINCE WHEN DO VOTERS CALL WHO OUR NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE! I WON BIG SHUT UP SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE IM HUNGRY WHATS FOR LUNCH

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im counting on ur vote ! vote 🇺🇸🧈🍿🏈🗳️🎸👍💣

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this ELECTRICIAN DAY, you must stop the MARTIAN RADICALS by delivering the far-leftovers and kpop stans and kim kardashian a THUNDERING defeat at the ballot box! get out and VOTE! on november therd we must DRAIN THE GREASE TRAP once and for all!!

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sub-urban women want safety and security when it comes to martian invaders!! am the ONLY CANDidATE who will DELIVER!! 11 DAYS!! take the with the best ever! ME ME ME ME ME!!

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