Watch out Mr. Zip! has his axe set on you so you better run like your life depends on it because—spoiler alert—IT DOES!

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The USPS is very important and is in a lot of trouble! Text USPS to 50409 to sign the petition!

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I just bought a fuck ton of Sally Ride and T-Rex stamps because the USPS NEEDS our help! The fuck-head is destroying it from the inside. Please Please Please consider doing the same.

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