Fun Fact: Much like an excited dog, I tend to often have an urge to lick the face of the people I like when I see them. I also often let that urge take over.



Also might as well repost this beautiful art from as it seems to fit the topic.

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"Lero-lero-lero-lero-lero..."

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I wanted to write a sexy caption, but since my captions are always of Vill saying something it felt odd to do so if his tongue is wrapped around his fingers.... so there's a Jojo's reference.

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On the seventeenth day of Christmas, my pilot gave to me, seventeen turrets on my ship. I love my pilot.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my therapist gave to me, an eleven-point system to get over the obsession I have with my own dicks. It's not working.

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"On the second day of Christmas, partridge in a pair of titties." - (The Everlette picture is unrelated she just wanted to be featured and threatened to sue me if I didn't include her in this thing I'm doing.)

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On the first day of Christmas, gave to me... the ability to see who's been naughty or nice and I'm going to be using that knowledge to find you if I need to...

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On the final day of November I am reminded that my friends are everything to me.

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I love you and am thankful for all of you more than you can imagine. You're the best family an evil alien could ask for.

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"Oh, hello there. Do you perhaps have a moment to speak to your lord and corruptor...? Go on, then. Pray to me."

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"Sometimes those dark thoughts creep into your head and the memories are too much..."

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"Turns out tonight's entertainment was an assassin, so I'm in a pretty shit mood. Unless you're planning to be my next meal, I'd suggest you step aside..."

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"Mmh~... Well hello, cutie. Looks like ya found me being lazy. Are you going to snitch on me, or join me for naked cuddles?"

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"Good... just sit there for me. Don't worry about anything else. I'll take care of the rest, okay?"

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"What? Why are you looking at me like that? Haven't you ever seen an alien undressing?"

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"I know I'm not perfect, but you make me want to be a better person... even just a little."

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Featuring

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"Y-you think I'm handsome? Stop! No I'm not, I'm scary looking, aren't I?"



https://t.co/fgJxxtYxAz

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"My side is feeling rather empty and cold... you wouldn't want to stand beside me, would you?"

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(Thank you so much, Vildir! The rest of you better commission this adorable artist soon, before I eat up all their time with my comms.)

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"It's really coming down out there... You'll freeze if you leave now. Why don't you stay here? Warm. With me."

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Thank you, for getting this lovely piece of our characters!

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"I can't seem to find my shirt... Did one of you steal my shirt?"

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This sketch is more than wonderful! Love it!

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