A literal immortal with the driest sense of humor.

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can't wait to move and go to the driest place on planet earth

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Turrocean evolved into Aquaruga!
Water/Rock types

Ancient civilizations considered Aquaruga as the Pokémon of abundance, since it manages to make even the driest and sandy soils become fertile with the power of the waters it keeps in its aquarium-shaped hull. https://t.co/jRymNiI7pl

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Ahead tomorrow’s video, I still can’t believe Tsubaki-Alt got the name “White Justice”…the driest name out there. She likes historical stuff and admires Hakumen but has that for a name. I would have taken Tsubakumen or Camellia Justice at least 😭

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how are you supposed to recharge your undead husband if he won't stop making the driest puns imaginable at you

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It was actually these 2 that made me go "Them, but they'd deliver the scariest news in the driest way"

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When you're so deep in the funny paper bug brainrot that the fan locale floating in the mind for months now gets drawn-

Concept art of Evermist city!
Where it rains nonstop and the ground is flooded!
The driest part being in a hollowed out rock!

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Camp Crowd -
Nothing is more camp and more fabulous than ALWAYS being head to toe in black-and-white! Liquorice is a stunningly tall glass of water with the driest humour. Always in my heart, the torch wielding Monochromatic Monolith of Manchester entertainment!

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Sewage is due to overflow?

No it has been the driest July and August since before WW2.

Especially in the South where pollution is the worst.

They dump because it is cheaper.



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My dog isn't anxious about thunderstorms (I dont actually know that we live in the driest place on earth so maybe he actually is) but the idea of Nat being anxious about them whenever they happen on the Full Moon is endlessly amusing.

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Huh. I'm kinda on the opposite camp, always thought it the driest looking and sounding SF. All the flair the backgrounds and vs screens the previous versions had are gone.

But since it has 3's animations, more characters and refined mechanics ... still the best version of 3 hah.

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One of the most fun parts in a romance is when two people begin to realise how much they enjoy each other's company; how much they enjoy doing daily chores together. is writing one of the driest romances in right now. Worse is how toxic the "romance" is.

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Dragon of a fire breathing variety, is just "an old snake", just a "snake that has looked at the sun for a long time"...Dragon is basically just a symbol of the late summer, the hottest and (usually) driest part of the year, the time of droughts...

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🥕 Daily Challenge 294! 🥕

Invent a way of growing food in dry countries.
https://t.co/VRHLG022Pz

Pumps, moisture sensors, it is possible to grow fruit and veg in even the most hottest and driest parts of the world. What can you invent to help make this happen?

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good evening fuckers i did the driest character sheet ever perpetrated for the school assignement i'm currently working on, it's an adaptation of a story set in the 90s so i went for an atari 2600 color palette and my teachers told me it's bad bc "it looks like an old video game"

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With 5 days remaining in the 2020-2021 water year, and with no rainfall in sight, it is now set in stone that this water year will be the driest ever recorded in 113 years of weather keeping in my city, Pasadena, CA.

A pathetic 6.05" fell.

Exceptional drought now cripples CA.

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🌗
After her mother’s untimely death Marijn is taken in by Aart, a reed farmer on the very edge of the village. There, the men work the fields tirelessly, the mud shimmers on the driest of days, and she can hear her mother's voice in the reeds. 🌓

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2020 was one of the driest years in California's history, so let's revisit CNGA board member study of drought's influence on restoration planting success, illustrated by

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This the driest fit I've seen in anime and manga history, looking like a green Persian carpet 💀

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