late to a trend: CAUGHT IN A BAD FAUXMANCE (Joy Revolution, Fall 2023) edition

art by @ mmarsloud!

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"I’ve lost my taste for Carthune and its soldiers.”
Ellys swiftly mounted behind her and chuckled. “Funny, you weren’t complaining about taste when you bit Gahn’s head off—oof!”

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"I’ve lost my taste for Carthune and its soldiers.”

Ellys swiftly mounted behind her and chuckled. “Funny, you weren’t complaining about taste when you bit Gahn’s head off—oof!”

https://t.co/0RahNF0zVO


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“You mean the gorgeous woman that was on the back of your horse is the very beast that is currently—” Tory turned her head away and swallowed. “Uh, biting the head off Sergeant Gahn?”

https://t.co/0RahNFibko


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"It was the dead of winter and Prince Chaveet had hired us—"

“Me. He hired me because you’re a horse.”

https://t.co/gCEULxgb3e


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Aderri leaned in to whisper, “How hot do you like it?”

The water temperature increased to near scalding. Ellys’s lips parted in pleasure, and her skin tingled at Aderri’s nearness. “Right there. That’s perfect.”

https://t.co/0RahNF0zVO

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“War is about more than speed. The true art of war is about skill, about knowing what to do and when to do it.”

https://t.co/gCEULxgb3e


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"I’ve lost my taste for Carthune and its soldiers.”
Ellys swiftly mounted behind her and chuckled. “Funny, you weren’t complaining about taste when you bit Gahn’s head off—oof!”

https://t.co/gCEULxgb3e


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Aderri leaned in to whisper, “How hot do you like it?”

The water temperature increased to near scalding. Ellys’s lips parted in pleasure, and her skin tingled at Aderri’s nearness. “Right there. That’s perfect.”

https://t.co/gCEULxgb3e

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"It was the dead of winter and Prince Chaveet had hired us—"

“Me. He hired me because you’re a horse.”

https://t.co/0RahNF0zVO


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“You mean the gorgeous woman that was on the back of your horse is the very beast that is currently—” Tory turned her head away and swallowed. “Uh, biting the head off Sergeant Gahn?”

https://t.co/gCEULxxLUM


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"It was the dead of winter and Prince Chaveet had hired us—"

“Me. He hired me because you’re a horse.”

https://t.co/gCEULxgb3e


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“War is about more than speed. The true art of war is about skill, about knowing what to do and when to do it.”

https://t.co/gCEULxgb3e


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"I’ve lost my taste for Carthune and its soldiers.”
Ellys swiftly mounted behind her and chuckled. “Funny, you weren’t complaining about taste when you bit Gahn’s head off—oof!”

https://t.co/gCEULxxLUM


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Aderri leaned in to whisper, “How hot do you like it?”
The water temperature increased to near scalding. Ellys’s lips parted in pleasure, and her skin tingled at Aderri’s nearness. “Right there. That’s perfect.”

https://t.co/gCEULxgb3e

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"It was the dead of winter and Prince Chaveet had hired us—"

“Me. He hired me because you’re a horse.”

https://t.co/0RahNFibko


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“You mean the gorgeous woman that was on the back of your horse is the very beast that is currently—” Tory turned her head away and swallowed. “Uh, biting the head off Sergeant Gahn?”

https://t.co/gCEULxgb3e


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“You mean the gorgeous woman that was on the back of your horse is the very beast that is currently—” Tory turned her head away and swallowed. “Uh, biting the head off Sergeant Gahn?”

https://t.co/0RahNFibko


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"It was the dead of winter and Prince Chaveet had hired us—"

“Me. He hired me because you’re a horse.”

https://t.co/0RahNF0zVO


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hello I'm going to be screaming about this commission of my fauxmance babies for the next ten thousand years!!!!

art by the incredible !

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