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Gertie’s Math Facts…
Me - You = 😢😢😢
Me + You = ❤️❤️❤️
Me + 🍩 = 🍩🍩🍩
Love, Gertie’s Family 🌈🍩🐾🐶🐾

14 144
2021-12-05

Snacks and Naps...
Today will be Fabulous...
Get ready For it...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🍩🐾🐶🐾

9 184
2020-04-12

And for the Talent portion of the Pageant...I will be Walking around in a Bikini and Heels...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🍩🐾🐶🐾

30 299
2020-02-25

Some Days I completely Amaze myself...And others I can’t find the Bone I buried in my Bed...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🦴🐾🐶🐾

19 309
2020-02-04

Once in a While...
Someone Really, Really, Really...
Absolutely Sexy and Amazing comes along...
And here I Am...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🍩🐾🐶🐾

41 433
2020-01-31

Bulldog Math...
Gertie has 32 Sprinkled Donuts...
She Eats 28...
What does She have Now...
Happiness...
Gertie has Happiness...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 😀🐾🐶🐾

44 475
2020-01-18

I’m the Perfect Balance between Cute and Sexy...Donut you think...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🍩🐾🐶🐾

49 438
2019-12-20

T.G.I.F
Thank God I’m Fabulous...
I’m not Here to be Average...
I’m here to be AWESOME...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog❤️🐾🐶🐾

17 195
2019-11-08

If you didn’t Get enough Candy this Halloween...No worries...having Me to Love is a Treat in itself...🍫🍭🦴
Love, Gertie the Bulldog🐾🐶🐾

24 230
2019-11-01

Happy Halloween friends
I don’t like to Make a Big Deal out of this Day..so just Give me the Treat..
You know what I Like..yeah the Sprinkled ones 🍩🍩🍩
Love, Gertie the Bulldog🎃🐾🐶🐾

21 237
2019-10-31

I really didn’t mean to Gain weight...
It just happened by Snackcident...
Yeah...I Love to Snack...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog🍩🐾🐶🐾

27 276
2019-10-25

I think I’ve figured out the Meaning of Life...now Only if I could Talk...I would Tell you All about it...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog🤔🐾🐶🐾

24 183
2019-10-10

Sometimes they call Me the Bomb..
I’m not sure if it’s because I’m Super Sexy...or if it’s because I might go off at any minute..
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🧨🐾🐶🐾

17 199
2019-09-24

Behind every Great Bulldog..
Is a Great Owner..
I Love my Family..
As Much as I Love Biscuits..
And I Really Love Biscuits..
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🦴🐾🐶🐾

20 169
2019-09-05

Can I share a Secret with You...
I’m kind of a Big Deal around My House...Yeah...I’m Awesome...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog ❤️🐾🐶🐾

31 245
2019-09-01

Today I plan to do More of what makes Me Happy...I’ll have a Second scoop of Food and then a long Nap...
Yeah...that’s a good day
Love, Gertie the Bulldog ❤️🐾🐶🐾

18 163
2019-08-17

Today I plan to Save all of my Carbs for Pizza...it’s called Priorities...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🍕🐾🐶🐾

28 243
2019-08-02

Deep Thoughts... by Gertie the Bulldog...
I Wish Exercising was as Easy as Eating...I Love to Eat...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🍕🐾🐶🐾

27 177
2019-07-26

Today I Ate a Cupcake WITHOUT
Sprinkles...Diets are so Hard to Follow...
Love, Gertie the Bulldog 🧁🐾🐶🐾

31 307
2019-07-13