Would you join me for tea time exquisite she will serve Assam blaqq tea with fresh Hokkaido milks …conversation will be about reestablishing ancient Grek marriage traditions in a new state based on the vision of Albert Speer

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Look, man, we gotta get this barrel out of here tonight or the revenuers are going to chew my ass harder than a pack of dogs on a three legged cat

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I believe you call this conveyance a... what was the word... "truck", yes? There's a certain energy when they're in motion which possesses a truly primal appeal!

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The audience is just going to love this little guy when I bring him out!

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I just love these old books... oh? You don't find them so interesting? What brings you to my library, then?

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"Welcome to Club Tropical Beach Club sir...no I'm sorry...wat? There used to be some weird training facility here years ago but it's abandoned...now this is a zesty tropical pina colada beach club! No, no idea if they moved. Can I interest you in a glycine burger?"

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Did you get all the mysterious gorgeous ladies, hero? You still have time to peak under their trench coats! 👉 https://t.co/hs8fWFJCE4

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I can get you off, darling. I know the only crime you've committed is being hot and horny 🍆💦
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Darling, you’re definitely one mystery I’m trying to solve. I might have to strip search you! 😏 👉 https://t.co/hs8fWFJCE4

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Let's make our bedroom game more fun with these ladies! 😍 Go look for clues under the sheets..
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Let’s commit the perfect crime - you steal my heart and I steal yours 💕
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I'm the protector of this city, and darling, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good. 😍 😘
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If having a huge 🍆💦 was a crime, then you’d be the most wanted in the Haremverse, darling! 😍
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