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What sound does a limping turkey make?
Wobble, wobble!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A tur-key!
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How many monsters are good at math?
None unless you count Dracula!
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What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hollow weenie!
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What does a house wear?
Address!
Thank you @arrowoodcoaching submitting this joke!
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What washes up on small shores?
Micro- waves!
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What kind of shoe do plumbers love?
Clogs!
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Her students were bright!
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What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hisss-tory!
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Was on #Skype with my grandma today! We told each other jokes, like what do you call a fish with 2 knees?...a two-knee fish! Ha! #CaringForEachOther #kidjokes